Well hello matey
What have you done for me lately
Yeah
Are you paying my rent
Are you my best friend
You can't beat our meat
So you better shut your pipehole

Mister are you listening
To the bingy bingy bingy bingy bongy children
Do you feel good
Do you feel the shame
Or is it 1969 again

Oh how you make me
Wish I was a baby
Yeah
When you're playing Miss Swish
Knickers on we're British
You're my agony nanny
With your big towel protection

God made the little fishes
And God he made the seven seas
God makes us pay for our sins
That's why he gave us
The bingly bongly children

Copyright: BMG Rights Management, DOMINO PUBLISHING COMPANY, Universal Music Publishing Group
Writer(s): ADAM ANT, BOZ BOORER, MARCO PIRRONI