Hey, hey, on your marks, get set go to zero
Present and correct go to zero
North, south, east and west go to zero
Nothing is the best go to zero

I do this and I do that and when it's cold, I wear a hat
It's mostly cold
It pays to advertise they say, I'll keep my hat on anyway
Or so I'm told

When you're on patrol go to zero
By remote control go to zero
Forward, pause, return go to zero
All roads lead astern go to zero

I do this and I do that and when it's cold, I wear a hat
It's mostly cold
It pays to advertise they say, I'll keep my hat on anyway
Or so I'm told

When you miss your cue go to zero
Start the dance anew go to zero
Black, red, white and blue go to zero
When you lose the one go to zero
Rewind can be fun go to zero
Nudge it left and right go to zero
Don't wait 'til tonight go to zero

I do this and I do that and when it's cold, I wear a hat
It's mostly cold
It pays to advertise they say, I'll keep my hat on anyway
Or so I'm told

Go to zero
Everywhere you go go to zero
Nought is apropos go to zero
North, south, east and west go to zero
Nothing is the best go to zero

Copyright: Universal Music Publishing Group, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Writer(s): GUY PRATT, ROBERT ALLAN PALMER