I waited all my life
Lived it by the book
Now I know that's not my story
You take me as I am
Love me as I look
Standing here in all my glory

I am sweetness
I am bratty
I'm a princess
I'm a fatty
I'm a mess of contradictions in a dress
I am sassy
I am sappy
When I'm with you, I am happy

This is my story

You laugh at all my jokes
Even though they're crude
You don't mind that I'm not classy

We make a perfect pair
Radiant and rude
So in love and much too gassy

We are ogres
We are scary

We are donkeys
We are hairy
We have bold and brand new stories to be told
We will write them
We will tell them
You will hear them
You will smell them

This is our story

And that is how the little ogre came to live on
The swamp with a beautiful princess

And his best friend!
And his best friend!

And a gingerbread man!
And a very handsome puppet!
And an elf!
And a fairy godmother!
And a witch!
And a cross-dressin' wolf!
And the three pigs!

What makes us special
(What makes us special)
What makes us special
(What makes us special)
What make us special makes us strong!

We are witches
We are fairies
We are weirdos
I'm an aires!

We're a giant whitman's sampler here to try

We are puppets
We are rabbits
We are hobbits with bad habits
We're a screwy but reliant crazy stew
We are different and united
You are us and we are you

This is our story
This is our story
This is our story

God bless us everyone!

The end!

Copyright: Universal Music Publishing Group
Writer(s): DAVID LINDSAY-ABAIRE, JEANINE TESORI