Chaly got the power
John Boy got the amps to match
He's climbing up the tower
To tap in to make our scratch
Good standing card carrying Jersey boys
Crank it up to a higher level
U-haul cross the state line, don't fuck with a Jersey devil

Welcome to the Garden State
Come on in the water's great
We're out of line and we got no time for you
Welcome to the Garden State
The best damn place in the U.S.A.
You may not agree, you bitch and you moan
I've been everywhere but it's never like home

We loaded up the Pacer, liquid gold in a twelve ounce cans
We're heading down the shore,
With Proc, Cheetah, Evan and the band
Out there where the medical waste
And the water meets the sand
Watch your mouth, want a fresh one
Or you'll get the back of my hand
Big haired, gum chewing, Jersey girls
Good manners is what I hate
She said, this is Billy from Philly
Ok, get the fuck out of my state

Backed up down the parkway, dead on 195
Turnpike has been crawling south and so is route 35
I got a taste for the best and it's better than the rest
So pull it over if you please

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Writer(s): Carlo Verni, Robert Ellsworth