(What's the matter bud?)
(Alright, Son, are you sure you want to get mixed up with those creeps?)
(So he's a little weird)
(Listen he ought to know what he's doing Cher he owns half of the world
(Yeah, I think he wants to own you too)
(Have I ever steered you wrong yet?)
(No)
(Well?)
(Well, I'm not gonna to be a poverty stricken, whatever it is I'm supposed to be)
(Hey, you hoo, would I let him do that to us?)

Trust me, all you got to do is trust me
All you gotta know is everywhere I go
Everything I do, I do it just for you
So trust me, trust me
'Cause I need you more
Then I've ever needed you before

Hey my friend
I don't know where you are
But I'll be there
I'll help you find your star
There's not a face
Can take your place by far
So hey, my friend
I'm always where you are

Hey my friend
You know I like your style
So I think I'll hang around for awhile
And I don't mean just a year or two
So I'll just spend my life, friend, loving you

There are a million things I'd like to be
Like sailing a ship across a stormy sea
A captain so brave
He's feared by all his crew
That's what I'll be
How about you?

I'd like to ride upon a merry-go-round
And be all dressed up
Just like a circus clown
I'd hold up a hula-hoop
And you would jump through
That's what I'll be
How about you?

There are a million things I want to be
Like sailing a ship across a stormy sea
A captain so brave
He's feared by all his crew
That's what I'll be
How about you?

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Writer(s): Sonny Bono