I was in my bed sleeping
Oh boy, what a dream
I was in my bed sleeping
Oh boy, what a dream
I was dreaming 'bout my TV mama
The one with the big wide screen

She got great big eyes and little bitty feets
And in the waist, woo, she's so nice and neat
She's my TV mama
One with a big wide screen

Every time that woman love me
Man, she sure makes me cream
I mean like a milkshake, woo

She tastes just like candy
Boys, I really go for sweets
I love her from head down to her little bitty feets
She's my TV mama
One with a big wide screen, hey

I must be having one of them wet dreams

I'm just kinda rolling and tumbling
Talking all out of my head
I just rolling and tumbling
Talking all out of my head
And when my baby shook me
Man, I fell right out the bed, heya

She's my TV mama
One with a big wide screen
She's my TV mama
One with a big wide screen

Every time she loves me
Man she makes me cream

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Writer(s): Lou Turner