No current is waned
Where it wants to go
Some are only happy
In the throes
Of bitter arguments
Ready and packed
To ride there by train ride
By plane ride
By walking
Or from the insides

I can't deal with Pittsville Direkt
I don't want to go to Pittsville Direkt
No no no Pittsville Direkt
Yes yes yes Pittsville Direkt

Stood off the train platform
Crushed cig in cup
FDA regulation state
Boarded at gate
Plane rides

I can't deal with Pittsville Direkt
I don't want to trip to Pittsville Direkt
No love lost in Pittsville Direkt

And meanwhile
From New York to Skegness
They don't ask your telephone silk

I don't want to go to Pittsville Direckt
No no no no Pittsville Direkt
Please don't please Pittsville Direkt
Many a jest in Pittsville Direkt

By plane ride
By train ride
What are they doing to Bournemouth City Park West?
Why have they got those masks on?

I want to exit Pittsville Direkt
I'm correct about Pittsville Direkt
The citizens of Pittsville Direkt
Will be out scaring ghosts
Around midnight

Ride out to where the planets roam
Drive carefully!
Mother-to-be on board

Boarding now from Pittsville Direkt

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Writer(s): Craig Scanlon, Mark E Smith, Stephen Hanley