at 100 volts you got my attention
at 200 volts I started to shake
at 300 volts I felt the tention
at 400 volts I started to ache
at 500 volts my left leg twisted
at 600 volts my right leg jumped
at 700 volts my tongue got blisters
at 800 volts my head I bumped

Year after year and day after day
I never knew that you felt that way
Hour after hour I sat in that chair
Your hand on the dial my hair in the air
Your hand on the dial my hair in the air

At 1000 volts I smelt something burning
At 2000 volts my heart almost stoped
At 3000 volts it was a bit disconcerting
At 4000 volts my ear drums popped
At 5000 volts I lost all control
At 6000 volts I felt like a slug
At 7000 volts you achieved your goal
At 8000 volts you pulled the plug.

Copyright: Songtrust Ave
Writer(s): MAURY ROSENBERG