Fuck Columbus he was lost
Mickey Mouse needs speed
Uncle Sam spoon fed on crack
E.T. loves LSD
Diet Coke head Barbie dreams
Of sex and God in jeans
While friendly fire Arnie pumps PR
For the media war machine
Forget Columbus
Lost your culture
Every dollar, family moral
In Cosby we trust
Sesame Street kids with toys
Bought at Guns 'are' Us
Have a nice day in hell today
White hot concrete screams
Reality is living your life
To fulfill your dreams
Forget Columbus
Lost your culture
E.T. loves LSD

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Writer(s): ANDREW CAIRNS, FYFE EWING, MICHAEL ROBERT MCKEEGAN