Ten billion Ringo fans
Can't be all wrong
Target your audience
Then write them a song

Cheap buttons
That say something simple
A catchier phrase
For popping a pimple

Elemental quickster
With mercury ink
Write something kitschy
Then make it sink

Like a good tattoo
Or permanent marker
Some like it less
Some like it darker

Cheap buttons

Cheap buttons fall off your shirt

Ten billion Ringo fans
Can't be wrong

Copyright: Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Writer(s): Robert E. Jr. Pollard