Friday morning, gotta get up out of bed
I'm feeling schitzo
Sunday morning and I fumble out of bed
I need some schnitzel, I'm eating schnitzel
I'm eating schnitzel, I'm eating schnitzel
I'm eating schnitzel, I'm eating schnitzel
I'm eating schnitzel, I'm eating schnitzel

Monday morning and I crave my double down
With all the pickles
Half past ten on Wednesday and you know me well
I'm eating schnitzel, I'm eating schnitzel
I'm eating schnitzel, I'm eating schnitzel
I'm eating schnitzel, I'm eating schnitzel
I'm eating schnitzel, I'm eating schnitzel

I'd like a double down burger, all the cheese, all the pickle,
and the ketchup, and the sauce
Lettuce, tomatoes and onions only please
Would you like cheese?
That's right, lettuce, tomatoes, and onions only
Okay, triple cheese

Friday morning, gotta get up out of bed
I'm feeling schitzo
Sunday morning and I fumble out of bed
I'm eating schnitzel, I'm eating schnitzel
I'm eating schnitzel, I'm eating schnitzel
I'm eating schnitzel, I'm eating schnitzel
I'm eating schnitzel, I'm eating schnitzel

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Copyright: COHEN AND COHEN, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Writer(s): ARIEL ROSENBERG, JOE KENNEDY, KENNETH GILMORE, TIM KOH