Well, Joanne we're off
I tried you at the office
And they said you're stage managing or something

Remind her that those unwed mothers in Harlem
Need her legal help too

Call Daisy for our itinerary or Alfred at Pound Ridge
Or Eileen at the state department in a pinch
We'll be at the spa for New Year's
Unless the senator changes his mind

The hearings

Oh yes kitten
Mummy's confirmation hearing begins on the tenth
We'll need you alone by the sixth (Harold!)

You hear that?
It's three weeks away
And she's already nervous

I am not!

For Mummy's sake, Kitten
No Doc Martens this time and wear a dress
Oh, and Kitten have a merry

And a bra!

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Writer(s): JONATHAN D. LARSON