I'm Stan
That's who I am
He's in the band
That's right
'cause I'm Stan

I wake up at 2:30 put my tv set on
Pop tarts all right but I can't stand my mom
Kevin dubrow what does he know
I know some chords and shit I could play 'em

I'm Stan
That's who I am
He's in the band
Shut up
I'm Stan

That's all the words that I know
That's all the words that I know
All of the words he knows
That's all the words I know
'Cause Leonard he told me so

Dig this
That's all the words I know
That's all the words that I know
All of the words he knows
That's all the words I know
'Cause Leonard told me so
He did?
That's right

'cause I'm Stan
He's Stan
Don't you know who I am

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Writer(s): LEONARD GRAVES PHILLIPS, STAN LEE