The granite damp of aberdeen
Grows warm and soft, almost serene
As a jolly band of pickled chums
Cross Union Street, all paved with gum
Sudden brothers in Brahms and Liszt
Just one more, no I insist

Hit me, Roy
Hit me, Roy

Ruby and Roy, what a wonderful pair
Give me goosey bumps and sticky-up hair
Oh, so fun just to be there
A live legend with tales to share
What more you want, you Rock n' Roll boy
Red-hot Ruby and red-haired Roy

Hit me, Roy
Hit me, Roy

Oh, what a magical night
Ruby and Roy by candlelight
A wondrous thing
A dream come true
Laugh a line
Vindaloo

Ruby and Roy, what a fabulous team
Go together like peaches and stuff
And don't say thanks, what a joy it's been
You can't just stop, because you've had enough

Hit me, Roy
One more time
Bombay duck
And a pint of wine

Oh, what a glorious night
Ruby and Roy were dynamite
The shaggy dogs
The pappadoms
The heart attacks
The chilli bombs
Hit me, Roy
I'm not quite done
Tarka dhal
And a cleansing rum

Hit me, Roy
Count me in
A salted nut
And a quart of gin
Oh, hit me

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Writer(s): Andrew Bown