One night in a cold sweat
I heard the call
So without fear and free from fright
I walked tall

As I crept the passage
Only just but faint
In and out of the central heating
It came and then went

Samantha, Samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha, oh Samantha dear
But ooh she slept on

Well, I've itched a thousand itches
But this one tops them all
While crouched down with an ear to the ground
I saw the call

Springing up in disbelief
Suspension spilt
And peering in a bathroom mirror
Hung the men with guilt

Samantha, Samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha, oh Samantha dear
But ooh she slept on

One night in a cold cold sweat
I heard the call
So without fear and free from fright
I walked tall

Samantha, Samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha, oh Samantha dear
But ooh...

Samantha, Samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha, oh Samantha dear

There were all sorts of funny faces being pulled
But mine was the funniest face of them all
Samantha, Samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha, oh Samantha dear
But ooh she slept on
But ooh she slept on

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Writer(s): Cathal Joseph Smyth, Christopher John Foreman, Daniel Mark Woodgate, Graham Mcpherson, Lee Jay Thompson, Mark William Bedford, Michael Barson