Scouring through the wasteland
With an urge to take
Anything that comes into view
Only ten more puffs to teatime
I've found eating so time consuming

[Chorus:]
Willie, oh Willie, she cried
It's time for tea
Willie, where in Hell has he gone
It's time for tea

South of the wasteland at your DIY
The inconsiderate rings his till
Offering plans of easy credit
Claims he'll cause a killing in the school half term

[Chorus]
Willie, oh Willie, she cried
It's time for tea
Willie, where in Hell have you gone
It's time for tea

And welly well well well what have I found here
A hiding place made by Frigidaire
I think I'll try it and give my mates a scare
They'll all be searching neither here nor there

[Chorus]
Willie, oh Willie, we cry
It's time for tea
Oh Willie, where in Hell have you gone
It's time for tea

Long depress of autumn breeze
Sucking on the rubber back teeth
Plays in the hand of the hardware man
Who selfishly "I don't care"

Copyright: Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Writer(s): CATHAL JOSEPH SMYTH, CHRISTOPHER FOREMAN, CHRISTOPHER JOHN FOREMAN, DANIEL MARK WOODGATE, GRAHAM MCPHERSON, LEE JAY THOMPSON, LEE THOMPSON, MARK WILLIAM BEDFORD, MICHAEL BARSON