I was justified when I was five
Raising cane, I spit in your eye
Time is changing, now the poor gets fat
But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back

Eat meat on Friday, that's alright
Even light a steak on Saturday night
Oh, I don't bitch the best at the social do's
I get high in the evening sniffing pots of glue

I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Oh, the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
'Cause I'm better than you
It's the way that I move
The things that I do

I entertain by picking brains
Sell my soul by dropping names
I don't like those, my God, what's that?
Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back

I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Oh, the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
'Cause I'm better than you
It's the way that I move
The things that I do

I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Oh, the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
'Cause I'm better than you
It's the way that I move
The things that I do

I can bitch
The bitch is back
I can bitch, I can bitch
The bitch is back

Yeah, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
A bitch is back
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Your bitch is back, yeah

Copyright: Universal Music Publishing Group
Writer(s): Bernie Taupin, Elton John